NOIA has released a new single called "As Per My Last Email," Stereogum reported on August 18, 2026, opening its own writeup by calling the title phrase "an absolute nightmare" of corporate speak.
The track is a skittering, glitched-out avant-club song about the never-ending, always-online grind of office work, built around digital effects that chop NOIA's voice into fragmented shards. She repeats lines throughout the song, including "As per my last email, I haven't been able to focus" and "I'm available all night, all day, every day."
Stereogum writer Tom Breihan called the phrase itself "an absolute nightmare," the kind of corporate-speak most listeners will recognize instantly, framing the song as a piece of satire built entirely out of language most office workers already dread hearing.
The song continues NOIA's run of dense, electronic production built around unsettling, hyper-processed vocals, a style that leans into discomfort rather than around it.
No word yet on whether "As Per My Last Email" is attached to a larger project. In the meantime, listeners can track new electronic releases on the release calendar.
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- New single "As Per My Last Email" is about the always-online grind of office work
- Built around digitally chopped, fragmented vocal effects
- Stereogum called the title phrase itself "an absolute nightmare"
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